#what’s this

[againstthegrainphoto]

Hmm.

[rustycreekspoon]

tianlang-jun is jack skellington-core

[torturedblue]

(sometime after the Mutant Mayhem boys have enrolled in school)

Donnie: Come on, Mikey. You had three weeks to write this paper.

Mikey: You don’t make fun of my learning disability!

Donnie: You have a learning disability?

Mikey, scoffing: I would think so!

[machiavellli]

What??🧍‍♀️

[cuntertaker]

You know sometimes I wonder if people don’t read me as a girl not because I succeed in gender nonconformity but because I’m fat and loud…

[m0rb1dch1ld]

I fumbled to get to my phone SO FREAKIN FAST.

I ❤️ nightmare before Christmas!!!

[didyousaykfc]

excuse me?

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[chrismcshell]

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[emj4yart]

Google is cooked

[alocalfrog]

Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]